The Archives
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The DK Celcenheit System®
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Celsius and Fahrenheit only do half the job. So, I’ve gone and done the world another favour by creating the David Keen Celcenheit System®. You’re welcome.
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My Goals: Meet and Disparage a Disliked Player
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Recently, while attending a gathering for a close friend’s important anniversary, the opportunity to cross off another of my life’s goals came my way. Now, I share a special day with one of my best friends, and with former Maple Leaf Doug Gilmour. Ten years ago this past weekend, one of my closest friends, Will Jones,…
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David Foster Wallace as Religious Experience
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Over the last couple of weeks I have become obsessed with David Foster Wallace. After consuming much of his non-fiction work; watching and listened to countless interviews of and about him, I have waded into the beautifully enveloping world that is Infinite Jest and in two short weeks I have had my life changed. Everything…
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My Goals (as seen on my fridge)
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Years ago, I decided to put pen to paper and record all of the quirky, earnest and somewhat absurd things I had decided since late childhood that I wanted to do at some point in my life. These are my goals. The probability of these things actually happening varies widely— indeed some are extremely attainable, or…